I have to break my dog, The White Dragon, of her habit. What is her habit? Eating crayons. At least crayons are non-toxic, but the colored poop in our yard is really unattractive. (Well, any poop is unattractive, but imagine bits of blue, green, yellow, and orange in a dog pile.) I had instituted a policy of no crayons below table level, but today that somehow got violated. After putting the girls to bed I came down to The White Dragon puffing on a crayon with a blue and a green crayon waiting for her in the kitchen. I didn't check her teeth to see what colors she had already consumed, so who knows what color poop I will be disposing of tomorrow.