Ewww! They're Kissing!

This evening when Phill arrived home, Inwe met him at the door. "Oh, Daddy, you got a haircut. It looks good."

Phill smiled, looked at me, and said, "Did you put her up to that?"

"No," I honestly answered. "She noticed that all on her own. The stylist did a good job on your mustache and goatee." Inwe is now hanging on Phill's leg while Larien is dancing around saying, "Daddy, Daddy."

"You know, she suggested again that I grow a little decoration under my lip." Phill smiled as I shivered. "I told her you don't like to kiss me as it is now with the mustache. If I grew anything under my lip I know you wouldn't kiss me at all."

"I'm not that bad. Am I?" I moved over to give Phill a kiss.

Inwe interrupted, "What are you guys doing?"

We answered at the same time, "Kissing."

"Ewww," was her reply. We kissed again just to annoy her. Inwe flapped her hands back and forth and made a face, "Boys and girls kissing, ewwww!"