01 March 2006

Evil Jingle Bells

Inwe likes listening to Elvis. On the way home from her school I put on an Elvis disc in the van. The song playing was "Hard Headed Woman". Inwe likes that song because Elvis sings about "evil jingle bells".

Here are the lyrics. I've highlighted where Inwe thinks that Elvis sings about those evil jingle bells.

(words & music by claude demetruis)
Well a hard headed woman,
A soft hearted man
Been the cause of trouble
Ever since the world began.
Oh yeah, ever since the world began
A hard headed woman been
A thorn in the side of man.

Now Adam told to Eve,
Listen here to me,
Don’t you let me catch you
Messin’ round that apple tree.
Oh yeah, ever since the world began
A hard headed woman been
A thorn in the side of man.

Now Samson told Delilah
Loud and clear,
Keep your cotton pickin’ fingers
Out my curly hair.
Oh yeah, ever since the world began
A hard headed woman been
A thorn in the side of man.

I heard about a king
Who was doin’ swell
Till he started playing
With that evil Jezebel.
Oh yeah, ever since the world began
A hard headed woman been a thorn in the side of man.

I got a woman,
A head like a rock.
If she ever went away
I’d cry around the clock.
Oh yeah, ever since the world began
A hard headed woman been
A thorn in the side of man.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Evil Jezebel! That is hilarious! Hee. Hee.

Anonymous said...

I totally agree about those darn bells. I still can't figure out all the words to Love Shack among others.